George Orwell’s 1984 contains a warning: “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.” Turns out the boot will be stamping on male eyeballs so dudes can’t check out boobs on the street. #ObamasAmerica
That’s the gist of an article on The Daily Caller headlined “Liberals want to stop men from checking out women.” It’s full of some pretty intellectual argumentation on how men should be able to freely ogle women on the street without complaint because women want it anyway otherwise why would they wear so much makeup, you guys? I had a hard time narrowing down the quotes to include in the comic—a citation of the Founding Fathers was left on the cutting room floor.
The author of the think piece, Patrick Howley, took to the twitter dot com website to defend his honor. “Why do progressives hate sex and healthy, athletic fraternity/sorority “rape culture” types enjoy it?” he tweeted. “Hmmm. Just can’t figure it out”
What a dreamboat.