Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

Rick Perry signed sweeping abortion restrictions into law Thursday and Planned Parenthood announced the closure of three clinics in the state. Not satisfied with a ban after 20 weeks, one Texas lawmaker has already filed a bill that would outlaw them after 6 weeks. Handmaid’s Tale, here we come! Texas, you’re probably aware, has a conveyor belt of death for people convicted of capital offenses. Convicted, though not necessarily correctly convicted. Rick Perry executed Cameron Todd Willingham who was almost without a doubt innocent, then manipulated the investigation into his wrongful death. He’s a very pro-life fellow that way.