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Archive for June 21st, 2013

Mister USA Pageant

Last Sunday Miss Utah gave the most publicized answer to a beauty pageant contest question since Miss South Carolina Teen was talking about maps and “U.S. Americans” in 2007. I was expecting the worst when I clicked on the video, but it wasn’t so bad, just a stream of nonsense about jobs and education. In fact, if she had better delivery it would have sounded like any random politician we continually elect to run the country.

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Working on my next piece for nsfwcorp.

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“Exciting Plans” Roll Out

There have been 35 layoffs at The Oregonian since yesterday, with more happening now. I can’t believe David Sarasohn got cut. Liberal columnist, relentless focus on poverty. He advocated for my work inside the paper, which meant a lot to me.

I stopped down at Higgins last night for the wake, where O staffers, some after their last day, worked on a $3500 bar tab donated from the internet—they spent all of it.

The first line of the announcement from the publisher: “Today we are unveiling exciting plans for the future of our company.”


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