Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

Nothing like an endless war to streamline equality in the military branch. Gays are now good enough to fight and die for their country, but not marry the person they love. Go figure. Obama says his views on gay marriage may be evolving, a process I’m sure will reach completion sometime after he doesn’t have to run for office again.

Further down on the evolutionary ladder, some conservatives are very concerned about our brave military personnel showering in the presence of an openly gay person. The people who wrote off Abu Ghraib torture as harmless shenanigans now think our trained killers will wilt unless we preserve Traditional Showering.”

12.29.2010 |