Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

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This week’s resigning moral hypocrite was Mark Souter, who made a pro-abstinence video with lady he was cheating on his wife with. Of course!

Last week it was the anti-gay guy who rented a male prostitute to carry his luggage for a week in Europe. All these anti-gay guys are gay. It’s like totally the gayest thing ever now.

Next week it will be somebody else – some slimy bastard who spent his career berating gays, claiming to be pro-family or locking up drug users, doing that exact thing. I’m at the point where if a politician says babies are good, I automatically assume they privately kill and eat them. On video. Which will soon leak.

Friday: The further adventures of Jarhead Jerry.

05.26.2010 |