I’m having fun with the corporate personhood topic. While this comic may appear to take the idea to the most absurd heights, I fully expect to live under the thumb of a cute corporate mascot by life’s end.
The inspiration for Mr. Noodle Cup comes from a real-life event: The “Kraft Cheddar Explosion” of the Texas Stadium, former home of the Dallas Cowboys and future home of exploding cheddar cheese awesomeness. Apparently we’ve reached the point in America’s decline where an abandoned structure can’t be taken down without a junk food sponsor.
I’m not sure why they are demolishing the Texas Stadium, but I think it is for being the last stadium in the 21st century not named after a corporation. Kraft Cheddar Explode that bitch!
Wednesday: The Squirrel Agenda