Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

Happy New Year.

Who’s more incompetent: The TSA or the Al Qaeda graduates who can’t seem to build bombs that go boom? Unlike everyone who is freaking out over the recent failed terrorist attack, I don’t think we need full body scans and even more intrusive safety measures. The airlines are incredibly safe–we should all be nervous about driving or walking on sidewalks on New Year’s Eve. Janet Napolitano, save us from the drunks!

You can’t get firearms and big bombs on planes–hence the annoying shoe stuff. The 9/11 plot worked once, but I pity the fool who tries to take over a plane with a box cutter these days.

And as we joke about the underwear bomber, let’s not forget about my predictions regarding butt bombing.

12.31.2009 |