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I thought I'd spit a verse for the Side Hug Rap. I'm sorry. I love this.

Check it. Yo. Yo.

From "Let There Be Light" 'til JC come back/ touching groins while huggin' is straight whack/ A sin, in fact.

Sexual repression is the lesson/ hugs got my body stressin'/ don't need no frontal pressin'/ only that lateral affection.

I rep virgin pride, dun/ I hug from the side some/ The same place the Romans stabbed Christ when he died, son.
11.23.2009 |