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Spittin’ Darts

Larry King can flow. Lauren Collins, writing in The New Yorker, caught a freestyle rhyme from King and his views on something called "Twicker."
So I'm goin' through the store / and I wanna go more / Up the stairs / Down to the room / What am I gonna do? / In the room / the room brings me gloom / should I go to the room if it brings me gloom? / Could bring me doom / Why go to the room?
Don't go in the room, Larry. I want to hear that with a beat and dripping with auto-tune.
06.02.2009 |