This guy could dominate a news cycle with a fart. Republicans would cheer and rally around it. 900 Liberal blogs would rant about it. Candy Crowley would interview it. One Republican would mention that their party can't expand on the strength of Rush's farts alone. That would send the media into overdrive as it speculated on the fart divide tearing apart the GOP. Rush would threaten to fart on the dissenter, forcing that man to apologize and praise the importance and splendid odor of Rush's farts.