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A lot of ink is being spilled on the death of newspapers. Every day there's a new "The End Of Print" article which begs for someone to figure out a way for newspapers to turn a profit. Will it be micro-payments, web ads, iphone apps, lemonade stands, restructuring as a non-profit or partnering with organized crime? The speculation is endless.

Well, you can stop writing that stuff because I've figured it all out.

Wednesday's comic will lay out a simple plan that will get papers back in the black with higher profit margins than they ever thought possible. Publishers who don't want to go out of business and want to get filthy rich like an old-timey newspaper man should check this site in two days, which is when I will spark the Platinum Age of Print. I expect full credit when the history books are written.
02.23.2009 |