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Today we may or may not have the first presidential debate. I've never been more excited to spend a Friday on the couch drinking beer. This election has been going on for a year and half and a day before the debate McCain wants to reschedule? Fuck that.

Let's not forget that no matter how exciting, debates don't matter. We all made up our minds long ago. The dum dums aren't watching this shit and they aren't even getting some weird right-wing spin version from Rush. All those people know who they are voting for too. How the morons decide, I don't know.

But I like debates. Looking back to 2004 we saw that technically winning a debate doesn't count for much. Message to Obama: No one watching is a swing voter. Drop the boring policy talk and bust out the zingers!
09.25.2008 |