Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

The Bubble-riffic Economy

Hey, remember way back two weeks ago when Henry Paulson said the economy was alright? About that. He needs a trillion dollars immediately no questions asked. Oh, and the power of Joseph Stalin. He needs that.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language: “I’m Henry Paulson and I need a trillion dollars.”

Dems are hot on the case though. They’re going to make sure everyone ruining the economy does so on a modest salary–no more than a quarter million a year instead of 14 quadrillion. (plus bonuses.) Essentially, their companies will have more money on hand to turn to shit.

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