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Hey, I Hold Lots of Kids!

John Edwards cheated on his wife, sure. But that kid isn't his. It's that other dude's from his campaign. Who knows why there is no father listed on the birth certificate. And that grainy picture of him holding a kid?
"I don't know if that picture is me," Edwards said. "It could well be. It looks like me. I don't know who that baby is...Do you know how many pictures have been taken of me holding children in the last three years? I mean it happens all the time."

Edwards finally told Woodruff that he did not remember a baby being present at the meeting last month in California.

Sounds like he prepped for the interview with Alberto Gonzalez.

John Edwards has revealed himself to be a reckless liar. If I were Elizabeth, I'd cut his balls off and take them to the nearest lab for a paternity test.
08.09.2008 |



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