Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

I love how everyone’s an energy expert on global oil markets all of a sudden.

Perhaps drilling a well off of every coast continuously for the last twenty years would have resulted in cheaper gas today. Of course, if conservatives hadn’t opposed conservation, urban planning, higher gas mileage standards, and alternative energy, maybe we’d be even better off at the pump.

Me, I blame the papacy. If those assholes hadn’t impeded science we would already be a green country and Barack Obama and John McCain would have one less thing to bitch about.

06.25.2008 |