Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule


I’m gone till Monday. Here’s a comic.

It’s so silly, ineffectual, and pointless it had to come from the left: It’s the Global Orgasm for Peace! We’ll all have an orgasm on December 22nd and….and, oh yeah, we’ll stop war! If banging on an upside down pickle bucket isn’t getting the world’s attention, it must be time for more drastic measures….like a synchronized orgasm!

Now, at this point you may be inclined to scold me, “they just want to raise awareness” and “they have good intentions” you say. No, it’s much more than that:

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

I think I speak for everyone from atheists to jihadists when I say “what the fuck are you talking about?”

They plan on having this event annually (why not daily?) on December 22nd ” leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.” In case that seems a little ambiguous to you, Dec. 22 2012, is the new age movements’ apocalypse, when the Mayan calendar ends which means absolutely nothing unless you’re this idiot.

Now go buy stuff.

11.28.2006 |



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