Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

New Toon: AirPort Security 2015

So I’m all for being safe and whatnot when I fly, but just how safe do they need to make me? I will accept a certain amount of risk if it means I can bring a magazine and a jar of gourmet baby food on my flight.

I pose it as a joke in the comic, but if a terrorist were to smuggle some C4 in his rear end and blow up a flight, would we then have to submit to anal cavity searches? I think the answer would be yes, seeing as how we have to take off our smelly shoes for the rest of our life because a crazy tried to set his explosive shoe on fire.

A version without the cussing went out earlier in the week if you saw it anywhere on the web.

Next week: Terrorists and Confederate Porn!

08.17.2006 |