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No, not the War On Christmas, the war on Christians. You know, the religion that the vast majority of Americans follow, including the one's that control all three branches of the government. They are under attack from facts, science, and queers day in and day out so they decided to have a conference about it.

The conference is hosted by Vision America and may be the highest concentration of Rapture lovers ever assembled in America; Sam Brownback, John Cornyn, Tom DeLay, Rick Scarborough, Phyllis Schlafly, and Alan Keyes among others.

The titles of the panels they are hosting reflect their unique mindset:
  • The Gay Agenda: America Wont Be Happy
  • The ACLU And Radical Secularism: Driving God From The Public Square
  • Hollywood: Christians Through A Distorted Lens
  • Jews Confront The War On Christians [?]
  • The Judiciary: Overruling God
  • etc, etc, etc.
CampusProgress is doing some undercover blogging of it today and tomorrow. They've already reported some great little nuggets:
"The word homosexual was invented. It is an invented word. It goes back to the 1890s to a German psychologist. Second thing is that the word that was used in America was perverted one. And literally in England it was called buggery. Don't bug me." -Spicy and coherent rhetoric from the honorable Rev. Louis P. Sheldon.

03.27.2006 |