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Check out the website whatamigonnadonext.com. You can choose "career paths" that will let you know how you end up. Strangely, everyone I tried leaves you a loser living with your parents. But guess which career won't?.......The Air Force! They'll clue you into that only after playing around on the website for a while. This is an interesting attempt to appeal to the kids who don't respond to the ads I've been seeing lately featuring Snowboarding/Fighter Jets/Testosterone (like x-treme sports? You'll love bombing raids!).
Make sure to click on the student ID and follow the career path. According to the Air Force, nothing good can come of college.