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What We Need More Of Is Science

MC Hawking explains:

I'm a disciple of science
I know the universe is compliance with natural laws,
but many place reliance on the pseudo-science of quacks and
morons and fools because,
their educations deficient,
they put faith in omniscient,
make believe beings who control their fate,
but the Hawk aint with it, dig it,
their Holy writ aint the least bit legit,
its a bunch of bullshit.

They need to read a book that ain't so damn old,
let reason take hold,
though truth to be told,
they're probably already too far gone,
withdrawn, the conclusion foregone.
But maybe there is still hope for the young,
if they reject the dung being slung from the tongues,
of the ignorant fools who call themselves preachers,
and listen instead to their science teachers.

Unfortunately Hawking's words are no longer applicable in Kansas. Listening to the science teachers there you may come away thinking dinosaurs died in a great flood 5,000 years ago.

I don't even care that Democrats did good nationwide in the election. In Ohio, our electoral reforms were bafflingly crushed. And I can't even contain myself with what happened in Kansas. We must impose sanctions on the state and starve out the crazies. I wonder, will they be giving ample time to explain the theories of Raelism? Their entire thing is that we are a product of intelligent design. After watching this video I think their explanation of life on this planet is more feasible than christian fundementalists.
11.09.2005 |