So there was a video going around Monday of a guy telling a TSA employee not to grab his junk after he opted out of the body scanner.
This CNN clip
shows the video, but it's the banter between anchors at the end that I love. They can't conceive of why anyone would have a problem with this. Of course
we have to have full body scanners and if you don't want that then of course
they need see if that's a banana in your pocket or if you are just happy to see a TSA inspector with rubber gloves. Don't you remember the underwear bomber?
The amount of time collectively wasted having us walk through scanners and take off our shoes because of two failed bomb plots could have been used to build a web of trans-continental maglev trains. Which is why this comic will come true.