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All Dogs Go To Atheists

Afraid your pet will starve when you Rapture to Jesus Land? Arrange to leave it with an atheist--for a fee.
Promoted on the Web as "the next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World," the service has attracted more than 100 clients, who pay $110 for a 10-year contract ($15 for each additional pet.) If the Rapture happens in that time, the pets left behind will have homes—with atheists. Centre has set up a national network of godless humans to carry out the mission. "If you love your pets, I can't understand how you could not consider this," he says.
02.16.2010 |



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