Given the glut of obit cartoons recently, I fully expected some on Oscar Mayer. Perhaps St. Peter could be munching on one of his all-beef kosher franks, remarking on their juiciness and affordability. Certainly there should have been a Wienermobile driving through the Pearly Gates. But the editorial cartoonists of America have failed to deliver. In light of this rare show of sanity and professionalism, the Turd Awards have been canceled.
If you did see any, let me know.