This week in Crazy Christian News:
Representatives of a local Christian church tried to lure a seventh-grader at Russell Middle School into a church van last week, school district officials said.
As a result, the principal sent students home with a letter to parents asking that they instruct their children not to talk to strangers...
Dangerous pedophiles? No, just local God Warriors doing some drive-by baptisms without parents permission. Try candy next time, guys.
And then there's this video of some soldiers in Afghanistan making sure the heathens get to the Kingdom.