This one might be a stinker. I was up against a deadline and it basically says the same thing as Monday’s comic.
To mete out justice in the housing crises I have decided on appropriate punishments for those involved. I apportion 80% of the blame to the banks, 20% to irresponsible borrowers.
Predatory lenders will have their legs cut off and be forced to live like homeless vets for the rest of their lives. Irresponsible borrowers will be put in the stocks for a few days and have rotten vegetables thrown at them. Thanks for doing your part to devalue my savings, douche bags!
Oh, those in government who aided and abetted these reckless policies, especially Mr. Greenspan, must be pooped on.