$#*! Mitt Romney Doesn’t Say

If you live under one of the few rocks without a good wifi connection, you may have missed the “Shit People Say” videos, which range from horrendous to racist to funny depending on who did it. “Sh*t Nobody Says” was probably my favorite, especially with a reference to Papyrus, the font I most enjoy hating.

I’ve been holding off on campaign cartoons as long as I can, but the non-stop onslaught of debates has worn down my defenses. I have succumbed to the madness and will issue more cartoons shortly.

Monday: Moonday

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SOPA

The reaction Washington had to the internet blackout over SOPA/PIPA kind of surprised me. I was under the impression that phone calls to Senators and internet petitions were meaningless window dressings to our faux-Democracy wherein bills breeze through Congress based on arrangements between lobbyists and lawmakers.

Every sensible person seems to agree the language of the bills were so broadly worded as to invite massive censorship. There’s still a need to crack down on sites illegally pirating work, as well as a general understanding about copyrights (and paid labor) that needs to take hold on the web. I’m real glad Reddit saved the internet. Now, any chance their users can learn how to credit creators and sources of copyrighted material?

Amid all the cries about the complete destruction of freedom as we know it, it’s good to remember that Facebook and Google are themselves hugely profitable corporations who haven’t exactly shown themselves to be totally awesome on the issues of copyrights and privacy, so I’m a bit wary of them as well.

Friday: S#*! Mitt Romney Doesn’t Say

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Why Cartoons Are Better #235

I’ve seen this sentiment a few times these past few days as people try to shoehorn Newt’s victory into a narrative. If you are going to claim South Carolina’s GOP primary voters went for the most progressive candidate, I’ve got a statehouse with a Confederate flag on top with a great “Buy Now” price.

Pretty much everything you need to know about Gingrich’s victory is captured in the last panel of this Pollak cartoon, but publishing it everywhere and giving credit to a cartoonist would undermine the arrangement pundits have of being paid a lot of money to say nothing.

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Man Cakes with Bro Sprinkles

In trying to stretch the reality presented by Dr. Pepper Ten, I attempted in my last comic to imagine a world in where cupcakes were gendered and marketed as tuff bro food.

Someone is already doing that.

Butch Bakery in New York sells camo pattern cupcakes and had a “MAN-ifesto” that reads “Our objective is simple. We’re men. Men who like cupcakes. Not the frilly pink-frosted sprinkles-and-unicorns kind of cupcakes. We make manly cupcakes for manly men.”

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In Character

A short conversation with me and a columnist for the Portland Tribune.

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Newt Opens Up

Newt Gingrich is a superb debater. Perhaps he honed his skills pitching open marriages to his previous wives. Think what you will of the man, he was totally rocking it in the CNN debate. The crowd gave a standing ovation to his slap down of John King for delving into his personal life.

One can easily imagine Obama having a white wife–his third–twenty-some years younger than him, children from a previous marriage, and history of serial philandering being considered off limits by conservatives.

It would be nice if the media or a politician actually acknowledged that open marriages and relationships are actually OK normal things to do and that anything outside of hetero monogamy death pacts don’t reek of deviancy and degeneration.

Of course, Gingrich denies even asking for an open marriage and, in a way, he’s right. Gingrich wasn’t pursuing some kind of open, honest relationship with mutual love and respect–he was caught in a six year affair, wanted it to continue without interruption, and gave his wife an ultimatum: I continue to bang the woman much younger than you and you stay home and watch Murphy Brown.

She chose the option that involved never having sex with Newt Gingrich again, which I can’t imagine leads one to be haunted with regret.

Previously: Newt 2012. Wednesday: SOPA

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Dude Food

If you haven’t seen the ad for Dr. Pepper Ten, go ahead and give it a look below.

The ad manages to be self-aware of its over-the-top machismo and offensive at the same time. You wonder exactly what they were going for in gendering a soft drink–who might be so insecure in their manhood that it could govern their choice of carbonated beverage.

The first explanation is that by simply doing something outlandish you can generate chatter and viral momentum–to employ a slick advertising phrase–that allows your brand to permeate the helpless minds that aren’t glued to the football game you bought ad space for. In that sense, I am participating in their cunning plot by even mentioning their wretched sugary existence.

Douchey Guys Who Need Manly Products is a market demographic that is targeted so often not because of their size or income, but because they remain really, really vulnerable to  the suggestion (or outright declaration) that products make you cool/tuff/fuckable in an age where many thinking humans have grown a little cynical of blatant propaganda.

You kind of get the Axe Body Spray ads. Those are at least products specifically designed for men. But soda? That hasn’t been as thoroughly boner-fied as Bud Light and Ford trucks, but I guess we are changing that, heading towards a world where regular old Dr. Pepper’s unisex appeal is shunned by those who want a bro-identified drinking experience.

Then it’s on to the Pop-Tarts.

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More on Haiti’s Scapegoats

The Comic Riffs blog has a short Q&A with me regarding the making of the video on Haiti’s LGBT community I made with Caroline Bins.

We received some feedback regarding the subtitles, so if you had trouble viewing it before, make sure to click the CC button and English subtitles should help you out during the French sections.

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Words Don’t Mean Anything

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Hack Attack

This one’s a little “inside baseball,” but refers to the annual cartoons from certain conservatives noting that it is snowing and therefore Al Gore is an idiot. This tired cliche is so popular among cartoonists who can’t be bothered to think of a new idea once in a while, that there is a blog entirely devoted to posting each one.

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