Illustration Friday

A man has a ...problem.

Bootyquake

So an Iranian cleric says scantily-clad women cause Earthquakes. Makes sense, considering how Iran is one of the most earthquake-prone countries on earth and also one where women dress conservatively. Haha! Silly fundamentalist Muslim. Its not like inane, unscientific garbage like that is given equal weight in our media.

Kim Jong Il Comix

Here's the third installment of the strips I'm doing with Kyle Mizokami at warisboring.com

Bolg issues

Blogger is changing at the end of this month and I'm going to have to make a switch - probably to WordPress. Unfortunately I've had zero time to look into this and am not sure that I'll get around to it before the deadline. I'm going to try to keep there from being an interruption, but realistically it will probably happen as work has piled up considerably. As far as I know (which is not much) I'll be able to keep the same url for the blog, so stick around!

( . Y . ) <=3

The Supreme Court is making me nervous. Not only because it's stacked with four right-wing radicals, but nine people who seem a little out of touch with technology. DC Dicta's reporting on a sexting case last week got a lot of attention. All the justices seemed a bit befuddled.* Here's Scalia, unfamiliar with the technology presumably because it wasn't mentioned by name in the Constitution.

“Could Quon print these spicy little conversations and send them to his buddies?” Scalia asked.

Yes. Usually when I have a sexually explicit e-mail or text I want to share with my buddies, I print them out and mail them. Or, if I want to cut down on transmission time, simply fax them over.

*To be fair to Clarence Thomas, he never asks questions so no one really knows what he thinks. It would also be naive to assumed he doesn't know about the latest ways you can sexually harass people.

Wednesday: Shakin' Your Booty

Mailbag Douchebag - Armed and Dangerous Edition

Racists scored a huge victory today with Arizona's racist immigration law. A&D is a racist who isn't too into the comic I did on it this week.

Bors,

Who's side are you on? Make way you communist sympathizer, we are on the MARCH from SEA TO SHINING SEA! So quit your illegal alien sympathizing and shut the FUCK UP. Our revolution will be victorious, and we will reclaim the lands which are rightfully ours.

Step down pussy.

-Armed and Dangerous.

Oh, best part. Subject line: "Bors you Unamerican Piece of Shit." Thanks for writing Mr. Dangerous. Please don't shoot me in my unamerican pussy.

Illustration Friday

Gross woman at the salad bar.

Just Musing

Josh Marshall:

Walking back from picking up my daily salad I was thinking, what are the most improbable professions or job titles? I'm going to start the bidding with "celebrity pathologist". Whaddya got? Any others?

"Online staff cartoonist."

Brown Out

“By and large, language is a tool
for concealing the truth.” - George Carlin

Arizona passed a "Show Your Papers, Please" law to target brown people for harassment. I'll be happy to see them kick all the illegals out and the white retirees get off their asses to wash dishes and do landscaping.

Mailbag Douchebag

Dan F. writes in with some erudite foreign policy observations:

Matt,
how on earth can you compare Israel and Iran?
The difference is Israel has had nukes for yeras [sic] no proble[sic], as some[sic] as Iran gets just one they will use it!!!
Wake up dummy

I guess Dan wuld[sic] have filed[sic] out the forth[sic] panel this way:

Phone-In Awards

John Sherffius' gun cartoon wins the quick draw contest.

Fill in the blank

Consistency in foreign policy is to America as Lady Gaga is to ________.